01 6 / 2012
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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31 5 / 2012
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Life-Altering Invention of the Day: The Sprayracha is a thing. A thing that actually works. Holy schnikes.
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Life-Altering Invention of the Day: The Sprayracha is a thing. A thing that actually works. Holy schnikes.
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31 5 / 2012
I love Tilda Swinton so hard.
She is so fucking attractive I can’t even handle or comprehend it.
holy SHEEEEEET
WHAT FILM IS THIS
I NEED TO FAP OVER HER ATTRACTIVE EXCELLENCE
my body is fucking ready
this is from Constantine! Tilda is the angel Gabriel.
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30 5 / 2012
how to walk like a queen [source]
Practicing now.
“Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrder”
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24 5 / 2012
- Yo: hey i just met you
- Yo: and this is crazy
- Yo: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- Yo: so call me maybe
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